Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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