im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
