She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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