third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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