i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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