All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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