Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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