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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You made out with two different species that night
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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