so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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