i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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