i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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