Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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