Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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