I just cut my nipple shaving
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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