the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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