I am puke
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Do plants get herpes?
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