didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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