i barfeds in our rink
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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