i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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