In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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