Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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