Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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