News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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