Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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