I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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