Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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