Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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