How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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