So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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