WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Two words: nipple clamps
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