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i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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