We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I checked into jail on foursquare
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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