I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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