What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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