If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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