I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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