But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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