He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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