he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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