I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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