just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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