Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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