i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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