Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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