words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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