Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
COCAINE IS GR8
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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