Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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