Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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