Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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