I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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