those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my shit smells like andre
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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