quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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