I want to make a zoo with you.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Who died my cat blue again?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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