well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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