Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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