I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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